Shyster in Chief

A well-deserved nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Like all successful used car salesmen trying to make a quick buck, the Shyster in Chief artfully distorts the value of whatever he’s saying and has you believing, for just that crazy moment, that he knows all there is to know that matters about a given subject!

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Chief Hand

A karate-chop hand point executed by US Navy Chiefs worldwide.

Its rumored that Master Chiefs double Chief hand in an absolute show of domination, however none have recovered from such a traumatic event to ever recall in detail.

You know you really fucked up when a Master Chief Chief Hands his... ... 'On your knees, get there!'

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Extortionist in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for Dolt 45.

An expert in the finely honed criminal art of shooting himself in the foot, the Extortionist in Chief appears to have stepped into what may be the deepest self-made shitpile of his gilded life.

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Shithead In Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

It has become increasingly clear that the Shithead in Chief has declared war on democracy.

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Hitman in Chief

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States due to his mob identity and affinity for Hitler.

The Hitman in Chief is gonna make this country great again!

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Crew Chiefs

Military maintainers that are rumored to work 10 to 11 hours in a 8 hour shift, often without any time for food or rest.

Wow, those guys are always working. They must be Crew Chiefs; lets give them medals!

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chief

The word chief can be used as a substitute for the derogatory word used to describe the female genitalia or front bottom (cunt), which is sometimes forbidden in front of female or elderly people.

Paul you fucking chief.
You're such a chief.
Nice one chief.
Get your smelly chief away from my face.

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