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mexican cigars

Taquitos.

Hey, you got any mexican cigars left?

by hintss May 5, 2016


cigar club

That group of people who aren’t vibing with the music at a party so they sit in the back and talk (with or without cigars)

“No she didn’t leave the party she’s just in the cigar club out back

by clarkbar95 September 18, 2020


havana cigar

When you fuck a girl who hasn't shaved her bush so your dick looks like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.

Dude, this girl totally gave me a Havana Cigar last night.

by DiaperBoy23 July 25, 2017


Greek Cigar

This is when you bring a cougar into your room and start fooling around. Lots of making out only to find out she just got done blowing your big dick Greek friend a half hour earlier.

Bobby had a blast making out and groping that cougar last night. Sadly he found out today that she blew Jimmy right before that thus giving him the Greek cigar.

by Mattyrugby March 1, 2024


No Cigar

When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it

Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.

by LegendTiwa April 2, 2023


Lefthand cigar

The act of enjoying a tall glass of Luke-warm, Guatemalan honey dew salve, and who, in his left hand, smokes a 9 gram backwood cigar, bursting with the finest kush.

"Hey man, I'm a little tuckered out from that run."
"How about we bust the lawn chairs out from the garage and finish this night off with a lefthand cigar."
"Dear god, Ill do it, but my lungs and stomach will pay a price."
"They surely will"

by Dantony milne March 14, 2017


Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.

“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”

by Dr. Word Doctor. September 19, 2022