color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

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Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".

I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.

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color engineer

Politcally correct slang for "Nigger Rig"

Me: I got my car fixed.
You: Did you have to nigger rig it?
Me: Noooo... I color Engineered it!

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Class Colors

This has nothing to do with race. Im talking about how you sort folders in your school binder. "Math is red, English is blue, Science is green, etc."

"The class colors are, math being red-"
"Dude, math is blue."
"Either you're colorblind, or retarded."

Color pop

When you're wearing an all black outfit and then accessorize wirh a bright purse or shoes or belt, eyc to make things 'pop'

'Wow, that peach colored clutch purse adds such color pop to her little black dress, I'm loving it!'

color kid

a black ass nigga

"That there is a color kid*

Warm colors

The colors that may represent warm things like the color of fire or the sun. Warm colors: red, orange and yellow and all of their shades.

This painting has more warm colors than cold colors