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Kevin used an arm condom so that he could shower after he broke his wrist
An individual, that void the presence of a prophylactic, has an inability to reach sexual climax. However, when implementing a prophylactic climax is reach quickly. This sensual pleasure of a protective barrier to ones genitals is so extreme that one would use a prophylactic during masturbation.
She may be a condom junkie but that bitch definitely doesn't have the clap.
When you throw a used condom at a flat vertical plain and leaves a snail trail of semen as it slides down the object (ie. a wall, a window)
"After fucking some chick in my car I tryed to throw the used condom out the window, but the window was closed hence leaving a huge condom smear on my window."
Packages of condoms handed out by some Planned Parenthoods. They appear to be suckers, but where the candy part would be its really a condom!!! They come in several colors and usually have smiley faces printed on the outside of the package.
I've got a condom on a stick!!!!
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Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.
So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.
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Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap
Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is pregnat
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Legendary protection for the penis.
Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.
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