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When a male gets excited because he thinks he is going to receive sex from a female, based on his own speculation with no grounds supporting his thought but he does not get with the female at the end of the night.
Male: Bro, tonight I was so excited, I thought for sure I was going to get laid. I was ready to go all night, now my body just doesn't know what to do.
Bro: Bro, you got pussy confusion.
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When you're running multiple IM conversations and send an IM response to the wrong person. Then when you realize it or they notice, you apologetically send them "IM confused." The "IM" in this case is a minor double-entendre since also indicates "I'm".
Frank: (Sends the following IM to Jane, thought he was sending to Jake..) "I can't believe she was the only girl at that party last night, as well as the only drunk!"
Jane: My party? What? I wasn't drunk!
Frank: Uhh, IM confused... that was for Jake
Jane: Oh yeah, that makes it OK!? WTH!?
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someone who obviously hasnt a clue as to which sex they belong to when they get dressed for the day
"saturday night live" from the 80's..."it's pat" & the movie that followed. pat was gender confused
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shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction
my boss got me confused with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
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A person that is both straight and gay, but straight is dominant, but they’re confused
Person: Dude you’re a confused homo
Confused Homo: yes I am
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a person that doesnt know if they are fags or just metro and hangs with boys that are homosexual
Person 1: Why do you talk like that and hang with that person are u gay?
Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"
Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused
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someone who just happens to forget what colour they are and what country they come from.
Tom: hey that kids been rapping for years
Gavin: yeh but he's english and caucasian, who does he think he is? the race confused guy.
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