picking cotton

picking up white girls (if you're a black guy)

- yo Tyrone, wat u did last saturday nite, dawg?
- I was in da club, picking cotton.

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Dot Cotton

To begin to defecate whilst still wearing ones underwear.To leave a tell-tale mark in ones pants

If I dont get to the shithouse soon I'm gonna Dot Cotton.

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Cotton Vagina

When your vagina gets too dry for sex after smoking weed.

Very similar to "cotton mouth" (lack of saliva) but affects the vag in the same manner.

A) "sorry babe I'm not up for sex at the moment... Cotton vagina problems"

B) I am hesitant having sex after smoking a fatty with my boyfriend... No matter how turned on or stimulated, the vagina refuses to wetten sometimes after a huge smoke sesh. Which sometimes can lead to a rather unfortunate amount of friction

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Cotton pony

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

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cotton candy

A strain of marijuana of Afghani heritage.

That Hawaiian x Cotton Candy cross really blew my mind!

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Cotton Ceiling

Term used by transwomen to lament the fact that no one on earth wants to have sex with them.

"So Fluffy, now that you're a 'woman,' I presume you're finally getting some action from lesbians?"
"Damnit no Frank--I've hit the cotton ceiling--hell, not even my right hand wants anything to do with me anymore."

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cotton camel

slag for Sanitary Towel

guy #1: yo man, you gettin laid tonight

guy #2: nah man, she's riding the cotton camel

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