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A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.
Craig Tucker is awesome.
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Scottish late-night tv host, who also acts and writes novels. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson can be seen at 12:35/11:35c on CBS, after Letterman.
Despite not having a band or "A-list" guests, Craig is consistently funny 5 days a week, with improvised monologues, puppets, viewer emails, and sketches. He frequently does sketches about Sean Connery, Michael Caine, and Prince Charles.
Craig has also been in The Drew Carey Show, and has written two novels: Between The Bridge and the River, and his autobiography American on Purpose, which comes out on September 22, 2009.
In my opinion, the best late-night tv show out there.
1. Friend: "Want to come to my house for a party tonight?"
Me: "No thanks, I'll be watching Craig Ferguson"
2. Apartment above me: "Ughhh we can't sleep because they're laughing so loud at Craig Ferguson. Maybe we should watch him.....*turn tv on*......BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Malcolm Craig is the drummer from Calpurnia. He is a great and funny person. He makes many happy and plays in the band alongside Jack Anderson, Finn Wolfhard, and Ayla Teslar- Mabe.
Uncultured Person: Hey! Ya know that drummer in Calpurnia?
Cultured Person: Yeah! Thats Malcolm Craig
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To fake your death and come back multiple times
Yo, I heard Thomas pulled a Craig Donovan last week, but he's back and better than ever!
verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.
Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens
When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls
Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"
Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"
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Scottish comedian on late-night-TV, whose show airs after Letterman. His humor is characterized by anecdotes about his years in Scotland or his alcoholism, running jokes about the likes of OJ, Bill Clinton, and Elton John, and catchphrases such as "Remind you of anyone?" and "Sit down, relax, take off your pants."
Craig Ferguson: Sit down, relax, take off your pants. (pause) You too, ladies.
Me: This guy is great.
Anyone nearby: Whatever you say.
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