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N.: Environmentally conscious person who is serious about leading a healthy, natural lifestyle. Crunchy as opposed to chewy ( as in granola bars ) due to high level of commitment to reducing environmental footprint even if that means sacrificing enjoyment or taste.
Adj.: having the characteristics of a crunchy g
Man, Laurie and Larry sure went all Crunchy G after moving to Portland.
where a man ejaculates on a woman's face and leave it overnight to gain crunchiness. peel off the woman's face and then put it into the microwave for around 1 min. and serve with a side of Johnny sins porn images.
i fancy coming home and having a crunchy yoghurt
Did we remember to make the crunchy yoghurt for tonight?
When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack
Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding
An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.
After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.
n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.
Holy cow-crunchies!
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not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.
Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.
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Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.
Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.
Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch
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