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A crunchy dick is a wonderful crispy dick. They make sharp noises when they get bitten or sucked.
"I am Diana
i love crunchy dick
b i t c h"
A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
An unwashed, dry, semen caked-up vagina.
After a long night at the gangbang, her crunchy poptart gave my penis road rash.
When you’re eating someone’s ass and they’ve got shit in their asscrack
Johnny: I tried to eat Rebecca’s ass last night but she had crunchy pudding
n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.
Holy cow-crunchies!
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not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.
Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.
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Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.
Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.
Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch
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