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When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.
"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"
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“Did you two end up having sex last night?”
“Yes, we crunchy crunchy”
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Did you two end up having sex last night? Yes, we did the crunchy-crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
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A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.
This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
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quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
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