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When someone smokes crystal meth and then does their math homework.
When the teacher asked little Timmy how he got his homework done so fast, Timmy replied,
"I went home and did some crystal math."
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Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps
Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em
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DMT, Deems, N, N-Dimethyltryptamine.
“hey man I just got some crystal soup, try some”
White sugar; can be applied to salt, brown sugar, sweetener, but most usually to white sugar, on the basis that "everything" - sugar, sweetener, coffee, red meat, water, oxygen and light will cause cancer (eventually).
Taking all available information into account, the only way to avoid dying of cancer is to forswear all food and drink, and shut yourself in an airtight lead box. You won't die of cancer. You will still die, and quite quickly, but it won't be of cancer.
"Coffee's done. Milk and sugar ?"
"No milk, but gimme two spoons of cancer crystals".
Dried semen found on clothing, bedding, etc.
Aww crap, I've got some wizard crystals on my sheet.
Predicting the future or imagining in a fortune-telling manner as one does with a crystal ball. Actual crystal ball typically used when crystal balling
Made popular in song Black Magic by Little Mix
Crystal balling, just to help him see what he’s been missing.