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A pickle. As in the food, not the situation or what makes you happy when your boy comes around.
I just got a jar of cucumber zombies.
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brown skinned cock, dark skinned dick from latinos and black americans
I have chocolate cucumber for latinas.
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Well the simple definition to this coplex word is when a person is being "silly" or "retarded" or a "carli" or mainly a "michael". An Anus Cucumber can really be anyone. Anyone who is willing to take their best friends phone and take a picture of their ass. I myself am an Anus Cucumber. Proud of it. Now be sure not to mispell this fine phrase by doing this "What an Anis Cucumequre" or something of that nature... So go ahead! Take your best friends phone! She dont need it! Feel free to use this term when need to! I mean an anus cucmber is the friggen best way to tell your lover " You are one sexxxxy beast" Spice this phrase over anything you say! You wanna be cool...just say it...everyone else is doing it..comeon you`ll like the way way it makes you feel.
Note:Never look at picture of an anus through Google Image...
Gosh Michael! You are such an Anus Cucumber!!!
Mr.Justin Hagerman is an Anus cucumber!!!
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A cucumber dick is a way of telling a guy they have no dick and they've obviously shoved a cucumber down their trousers. Usually used in a context to make a boy go on the defensive because all he cares about is his penis.
Girl 1: James is such a dick
Girl 2: Yeah, he totally has a cucumber dick
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A long, massive terd that is set afloat in one sitting.
Dude, i just launched a huge sea cucumber! it was HUGE!
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A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
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