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When your mum says no fortnite after she wakes up from her nap and you drug her
Mum: after I wake up you better get off that game
Child: oh you won't wake up because I'm danieling you
8👍 3👎
The most amazing sexy beast that ever lived. Oh, and don't wrestle, fight, or grapple with him because you will lose. Oh, and he is super funny too. Oh, and he super-loves his woman so b*#$@!s back off!
Guy 1: "Look at that guy over there!! I'm gonna go kick his ass!!"
Guy 2: "NO!!!! Dude, that is a Daniel....you don't stand a chance"
Girl 1: "Daaaaaang...did you see that Daniel over there?!"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah!!! Girl, he is FINE."
Girl 1: "I know....but he loves his woman...*sigh*"
Person 1: "Uuuuum....that was the lamest joke ever."
Person 2: "Oh, come on! It wasn't that bad!"
Person 1: "Just give up the comedy...Face it, you're never going to be a Daniel."
15👍 7👎
A Bitch who doesn’t know how to do anything in life except for sleeping.
Look at that guy sleeping, he looks like a daniel
12👍 5👎
Also known as daddy Daniel...best sex machine ever, can make you so wet that you form a new ocean, makes you moan louder than a fire trucks siren, has a big ass that taste divine, will make you have the longest orgasim ever. Sex is the best you'll ever have and you won't be able to walk for two days...you'll have to go to physical therapy. But be careful because once you've had sex with him one time, you're gonna keep on going back for more and more
Girl1: Damn...what the hell happen to you
Girl2: I had the best sex ever last night
Girl1: No way you had sex with Daniel last night didn't you
Girl2: yup
12👍 5👎
Danielle is absolutely incredible!
Fucking hottest girl you will ever meet!!
Danielle provides pleasure and satisfaction like no one else can ever do!
Every guy wants her, but the one that gets her will be a legend for life!!
Her lips are so kissable, and her ass is just perfect!
She has a body carved by God!
She is funny, witty, sweet, and UNFORGETTABLE!
I would rather be with Danielle than win a lottery ticket!
Guy 1: Dude, I think I'm inlove with Danielle!!
Guy 2: Man, who isn't!
41👍 28👎
A danielle(dani) is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She'll kill someone if that means protecting someone she loves. If your her best friends your lucky because she's alway there for u when u need it and will never leave your side. If your her boyfriend, your the luckiest guy alive. She's beautiful, loyal, hot, trustworthy and so much more. She has a great sense of humor and will get along with anyone. Many guys fall for her but if your the guy she falls for u never have to worry cause she'll never leave u. Danielle's usually have dirty blonde wavy hair with greenish-brown eyes. They're body type is very slim but very fit and muscular. Danielle's are the most amazing people ever and if you have her keep he, hold her tight and never let her go.
I can't believe Danielle's mine
7👍 2👎