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Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
An agglutination of your sexual partner's shit in your pubic hair resulting from anal sex.
-Shit, Mark, you don't smell so fresh bra.
-You tellin' me bra, I got me some reversed dingleberry from that bitch Suzy.
-Balls.
When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.
ANDREW you forgot to flush your dingleberry soup!
How Does it Taste?
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a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.
Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!
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A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.
"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."
Or:
"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"
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the entity that gathers hair, dust, crap and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the ass hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.
that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.
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