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Irish divorce

When you and your spouse over time start leading completely separate lives and sleeping in different rooms, but don't divorce because you're Irish Catholics

"I saw Paddy going home from the bar with Eileen McGregor the other night."

"I thought Paddy was married to Siobhan O'Malley?"

"He is, but they had an Irish Divorce."

by tiocfaidharla38 January 5, 2017

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divorced bit lad

A lad that drinks by himself. A lad that solely has only one friend, being himself.

I was standing by the bar, like a divorced bit lad.

by Chachnian Rebel October 17, 2005

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Divorce party

loser who are divorce-ing and are having them party @ home with them friends

WoW ! this is my 3rd divorce party
i are the greatest

by Michal December 17, 2003

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Divorced parents gang

Group of kids from Nicollet, MN that have divorced parents
Basically run the entire town because of the rough childhood they endured

“Woah you’re not apart of the divorced parents gang, you must think you’re privileged
“My mom just cheated on my dad, can’t wait to be apart of the divorced parents gang”

by Cat69er November 10, 2020


Divorced bit-lad

Term used in mullingar(Ireland) to describe a lonely looking man.

"Come on up to the fling biyz, i'm standing here at the bar like a divorced bit-lad!"

"I believe Mallards is flittered with divorced bit-lads of a friday"

"Danger Byrnes is no place for a divorced bit-lad bowld gowl has no time for divorced bit-lads... go to the temple of doom where you belong you divorced bit-lad"

"I went to the cinema on my own like a proper divorced bit-lad"

by MrSkark September 28, 2005

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DIY Birthday Divorce

When somebody plots to divorce an unlucky couple on one of the partners birthdays by placing a fake wedding ring into the girlfriends glass.

Oh shit, I just heard rob did a DIY Birthday Divorce. What an asshole

by MooDank September 1, 2016


Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

by ChanclaLord December 14, 2020