Dong Daiquiri

when you order a drink at a fancy restaurant and the make you a daiquiri and stir it with their penis.<3

anthony went to hooters and ordered a dong daiquiri

dong hammer

A word for a rather larg dick.

She gazed at my Dong Hammer befor putting it in her mouth.

Man put your Dong hammer away befor you put an eye out.

I wish I had a nice Dong Hammer

dong hit

Getting your cocked sucked

Todd: RyMan this girl gave me a shity ass dong hit
RyMan: What did you expect she had horse teeth

dong pirate

a person with an overwhelming urge to seek out penis and capture it. usually refering to dong as the captured "booty"

did you see that dong pirate wandering around the club last night?

Dong Chute

The anus of a gay person.

Brian really opened up Mike's dong chute

dong powder

Used on your dong to prevent chafing and sweating. May cause rapid hair growth. Best applied with a roommates tongue.

Hey Nick my dong is so sweaty.
Pour some of that dong powder in my mouth and i will fix you up.
Thanks buddy!

wonky-dong

The epitome of cool and/or extreme.

"Kim Jong-un's fashion sense is wonky-dong."