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Hens eggs

Foul tits

Floppy and saggy

Those are some nasty hens eggs you've got there

by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020

93๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Connor Eggs

A bougie chad that everyone finds amazing

That Connor Eggs is as bougie as apple pie

by BougieCat32 September 5, 2023


Egg Nog

A drink popular in the United States and Canada and closely associated with Christmas made from beaten eggs, sugar, cream and any of a choice of spirits. The original drink, however, came from the county of Norfolk in England and was made from eggs and a particularly strong ale called nog, presumably because it went straight to your noggin.

โ€œI tried some original egg nog made to the Norfolk recipe.โ€
โ€œWhat was it like?โ€
โ€œDisgusting, same as the other stuff.โ€

by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

141๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Egg Mobile

The egg Mobile also known as the Subaru imprezza (2012-17 model) is well, going to leave you disappointed. With a Flat-4 engine don't expect to arrive at your destination any time soon and with the typical driver being an absolute fuckin egg good luck even getting in this car. To get permission to get in the Egg Mobile you must have the following ( vape, a badge and some sort of importance to this person) but remember to book 2 weeks before hand as everyone is crawling to get into this stinker of a car. Interior and safety on this car is relatively decent but who gives a shit about those. When driving the imprezza expected to get no pussy and all your mates laughing at your shit ass engine. with poor parking skills all drivers will wanna clock your head into the pavement. The sound system doesn't get any better, expect the volume to only be at 16 and tik tok music playing making it an absolute dead ride. For the rating of this car safety 4/5 boosting 0.5/5 and vibs 1/5.On the p plate scale this car gets a 5.5/15 falling in the catagory of a well below average car something you dont wanna buy

"who the fuck stole my parking spot" said Tim "O that was the Egg Mobile" said norman
"oi can i get a lift in the egg mobile, o wait i could probably walk faster than that car" said nickos
"did you see the driver of that car, what a coon" said Babatunde
"who's cooking scrambled eggs, o wait its the egg mobile" said mongouse

"Do you need some salt with that Egg Mobile" said zia boom

by smailliw nehs June 26, 2020

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Egg mcmuffin

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious ham HAMMMMMM and egg with cheese covered by 2 muffin bread slices

Egg mcmuffin is AMAZING

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022


Eggs and salt

Nothing special.

A: Dude how was the massage

B: "meh it's just eggs and salt."

by Blysk March 18, 2016


Egg mcmuffin

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious and egg with cheese covered in 2 muffin bread slices

Egg McMuffin is AMAZING

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022