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An ellis is a complicated creature that originates in northern eastern england preferably sunderland, the ellis is a creature of habbit and its usually found in desolate places such as hills and used mills, the ellis is a sexual predator and has around 100 sexual partners by the time it reaches early 20's the ellis' main meal consists of bella brusco but its main priority is to consume unmeasurable amounts of alcholic substances such as vodka e.g glens
"David attenborough has travelled many years to find the ellis but has failed to find her as she is a rare creature"
"Ellis was on the session tonight so you can imagine there was a few blarzys tossed around"
"The youth better watch out cos ellis is about"
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The act of inserting a pen or other writing utensil into ones anus during masturbation for a pleasing effect. Also known by some australians as a penster.
i heard matt totally ellised himself with like thirty pencils saturday night.
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would fuck ur brains out. he dick is bigegr than your arm and he fuked ur mum last night
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The act of placing an extremely huge amount of Copenhagen Snuff into ones lower, and occassionally upper as well, lip. An Ellis will often resemble a large, wooly caterpillar and result in a state of extended euphoria leaving the face of the Ellis-er resembling that of a chipmunk.
Named for the BAMF Ellis, who is known for his ridiculously enormous... dips of chew.
Ellis-er: Packs can, removes lid and takes a two finger pinch. repacks can takes another two finger pinch. does this at least 6 times total and procedes to gut an entire mouthfull of tobacco juice.
Random Guy: "Hey everybody check this guy out he's half chipmunk!"
Ellis-er: "Muh-uh uihm cshehwin"
Other Guy: "He says, no hes not a chipmunk he's just Ellisin"
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Ellies most likely have long brown hair and brown eyes. She's definitely one of the weird friends that always has this high spirit.
Ellieeeeeee
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