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When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
i will not worship lord elmo
Elmo: Worship me
me: no i will not worship lord elmo
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A rusty elmo is the act of smearing shit on a girl prolapsed anus and then fisting her, much like a puppet
“Hey man i heard you got into some crazy shit with that girl from the bar”
“Yeah she asked me to give her the rusty elmo”
The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo
Dude you gonna smash tonight… is she into you or what? :::elmo hands:::
He lurks in the night, waiting for injustice, as the corners of Sesame Street are most evil at night.He is darkness, he is justice, HE IS BAT-ELMO
Thug 1: is that a bat? NO ITS BAT-ELMO RUN
Thug 2: I’ve set up three surprise presents around Sesame Street and Rocco holds the detonator bat-elmo
When I flushed my elmo plush down the toilet my toilet started rumbling. Then the skibidi Elmo came out and started rizzing me up as hard as he could. I still remember the voices of the skibidiness. SKIBIDI BOP BOP BOP YES YES.
Person:1 OMG I just got rizzed by skibidi Elmo.
Person:2 your a idiot.
Someone who can’t tell a story without either exaggerating or adding the cheeky lie here and there.
Person- So i went on a bike ride and the wheel slipped off and went rolling down the hill taking out a pigeon on the way.
Person 2- dude you Elmoing right there