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The lubrication of the genitals with peanut butter and jelly.
Casey totally tibetan tickle me elmoed that guy again.
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Menstrual cycle, period, time of month
a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed
Woman: No fun tonight
Man: Why?
Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony
Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead
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When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
i will not worship lord elmo
Elmo: Worship me
me: no i will not worship lord elmo
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Red cocaine. Found on the west coast. Some cocaine from south ameria is dyed red for an unknown reason. Users has noted the red is similar to that of elmo.
Garret: I love elmo coke its red and gassy
The hands elmo makes when he’s like ‘i don’t know’. It’s a shrug and only official when it comes from elmo
Dude you gonna smash tonight… is she into you or what? :::elmo hands:::
When I flushed my elmo plush down the toilet my toilet started rumbling. Then the skibidi Elmo came out and started rizzing me up as hard as he could. I still remember the voices of the skibidiness. SKIBIDI BOP BOP BOP YES YES.
Person:1 OMG I just got rizzed by skibidi Elmo.
Person:2 your a idiot.