FTW

Fire the Water - Slang for injecting either heroin or methamphetmine.

Gonna FTW and tweak all night.

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ftw

Free The Worms. Worms have been used as bait and reptile food for too long, Free The Worms

Fisher 1: Alright, time to start fishing!

Fisher 2: Wait... Are those worms? FTW!!!

Fisher 1: Yeah, worms.

Fisher: OMG!! Ftw u pig oml wtf omg use dairy free, vegan, vegetarian, non gmo, sugar free, gluten free crackers that do not include red dye 2,5 or yellow dye 1,4 . UGH !

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ftw

Fuck(ed)
The
Wall

When someone hasnt got anyone to sex, they go && sex the wall.

Person 1: Hey guess what? this is hilarious
Person 2: ok ? what?
Person 1: My bro went && ftw.
Person 2: did he win?
Person 1: eh?
Person 2: You said he went ftw.
Person 1: Yeah....? it was really funny, he didnt know we were there HAHA
Person 2: Why would it be funny?
Person 1: uh well not something you do everyday.
Person 2: it is
Person 1: oh get lost.

Person 1 signed off at 7:57pm

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BTS FTW

supposed to mean "BTS for the world!"

actually means "Born to shit, forced to wipe!"

"BTS FTW!"

"me too bro, i hate wiping my ass after shitting."

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UG FTW

Whenever a link, usually to YouTube is posted in an Ultimate-Guitar forum, users comment on it saying UG FTW to show that UG brought them there

UG'er1: Watch this video!! *link*
Ug'er2: *commenting on the video* UG FTW!!

ctrl+FTW

when the electronic search function proves to be extremely valuable at retrieving information you thought you had lost

Scott: I thought I lost that email, but digital information bests the cerebral cortex once again.

Eric: ctrl+FTW

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DIY FTW

"Do it yourself For The Win", a combination of two acronyms stating obviously that by doing it yourself, it will be better.

dildo #1: dude, sweet fence!
dildo #2: DIY FTW bitch.