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When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.
Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.
When one performs a fail, but a fail that is so utterly horrible, that a half is necessary to be added.
Ashley: "Hey, Timmy, I have THE best dance moves like ever dude. You wanna see?"
*Ashley begins doing the moonwalk, then tumbles backwards down three flights of stairs*
Timmy: "HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was a fail and a half!"
When someone has failed beyond proportions that would otherwise be considered "Epic", they are stricken with the "Ultimate Fail!"
Guy to other person: Epic Fail.
Other Guy to person who failed: No, it's Ultimate Fail. It has to be.
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when your level of fail becomes just as natural as your bodily processes.
Guy #1: Dude, I swear that's the 5th time John accidentally hit on his sister while out clubbing.
Guy #2: I think John's a prime example of circadian fail.
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When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
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When two people attempt to high five each other and the result is pathetic. In extreme cases, the high five is missed completely. Generally results in the two participants looking like complete idiots.
"Dude, look at John and Bill, they totally messed that high five up."
"hahaha fail five"
"What a couple of retards."
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An incredible band that people tend to insult or overlook due to the emo genre of their music. Sure, the lyrics are depressing and Buddy Nielson's vocals do tend to whine, but that doesn't make this band any less amazing. Their songs are filled with spiraling dual guitar riffs backed by solid bass lines and powerful drum beats that don't go unnoticed. Whether Buddy is singing a beautiful ballad, screaming his lungs out or just whining like a bitch, the end result is always terrific. With each new album, the band seems to progress in many ways. With Still Searching, the band ended their psychotic murderous phase, and with Life is not a Waiting Room they added a few sprinkles of optimism and offered some insightful words of wisdom, such as "the past can't be your passion." Who knows, maybe a happy album is in the works?
Senses Fail > You
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