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When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.
'All my relationships end after I do the Filipino Hand Cannon'
One fist in the ass and one in the vag and alternate fists up and down vigorously and make karate noises while you do it
I asked that vegas hooker if she'd do a filipino fist pump, and she says it's $100 extra!
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When a middle aged short Filipino man takes a piss in a washroom, then leaves without washing his hands. He then serves you a Tim's coffee and lathers the lid up with his nasty hand juice.
"Hey George!! Did you hear about Tammy's Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"
1) A term used to describe the act of being "passed around" a Filipino jail by pairs of large men. Usually hairless. Usually excited.
2) An expression to describe a state of sore exhaustion
"Oh man I feel I just survived Filipino Truck Tag"
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It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.
Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?
while visiting asia hire a filipino hooker. After having sex you take a steaming dump in her mouth and eat a bucket of shrimp complete with "cocktail" sauce.
I reached a new low on vacation when I enjoyed a filipino Shrimp Boat.
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An organization commonly mistaken for a gang whose sole purpose is to prevent pointless street fights in the inner streets of New York City. It's origins can be traced all the way back to 1999 and was finnaly established in early 2006 after 2 people with the same sentiments and past decided to make sure a history like their past would never repeat itself. The organization is led by a group of 6 people. The leader, otherwise known as the "commander", who has more power but still equal is codenamed XIII. The vice-commander is codenamed XVII and the "4 Generals" are designated as XXI, JT(Pi), MDL, and IX. All memebers invoked into the organization are designated a significant number which to call themeselves.
Another name for the 106th Filipinos Autonomous is Terminal
The 106th Filipinos Autonomous are devoted to ending pointless battles
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