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The paste version of the blessing from the god Phil Swift, known as Flex Seal. Inspired by Flex Tape, the Flex Paste commercial references the “NOW THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE” meme and the “I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF” meme, showing that the gods above have given this as a gift.
(Was republished because of a typo)
Phil: To show you the power of Flex Paste, I took this chicken wire! Whoo!
if some one has an important meeting ( e.g. with his/her boss), but doesn't show up, because he wasn't prepared)
Mr. Miller had to hand in his financereports, but he didn't have them finished jet, so he had to do the flex.
(n.) 1. A flex that a smartass uses to show off their intelligence on a test.
(v.) 2. When you give your teacher an assignment that could've been finished in 2 class periods but is finished in one class period or less.
(1.) Michael: Damn, Gabe's got a 100 every subject, true academic flex of the century.
Samuel: I know right, that's pretty fucking amazing.
(2.) Lydia: Why the fuck is Stacey sleeping?
Hailey: I don't know why.
*Teacher lightly taps Stacey's Shoulder*
Stacey: yeah...
Teacher: Is your assignment finished?
Stacey: um...yeah
*Stacey hands it in*
Lydia: How the fuck?
Hailey: That's an academic flex that can't be disputed.
When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.
Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."
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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"
A former lover who then became a friend, but who is presently neither.
I don't want to go to the party if my ex-flex is going to be there.
An individual who is gay for the flex is just someone who is trying to get the attention that they crave by engaging in homosexual acts, whether it be male or female.
person 1: Yo Alondra just posted a video of her kissing another girl, is she lesbian?
person 2: No she's gay for the flex, she's just doing it for attention
When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.
“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”