Take Flight

The form a body takes when riding a skate board at full speed and hitting a rock.

Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Spider?

Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)

Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!

Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight

Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.

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in-flight refueling

In-flight refueling is Moon Docking but a fuel payload is delivered this could be cum or piss.

Mike and Andrew were Moon Docking the other night at the club by the Dj decks, they really impressed the fags when mike successfully performed an in-flight refueling maneuver delivering the fuel load to Andrew.

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still in flight

When one is still in the process of excreating bodily gas for an extended amount of time, (most likely smells like old dead.)

Hey Rus, I've been farting nonstop for around 10 seconds, and guess what, I am still in flight.

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flight club

a club in which the members have had sex at least once on a plane.

-guess what, I smashed some thot in the airplane bathroom!

-good job, welcome to the flight club!

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Flight to Jawmacia

Recieveing oral sex from a woman

I had this borad give me a flight to Jawmacia.

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flight sim

This type of software is often classified as a computer game. This is not so. A computer game, under most people's definition is 'enjoyable for more than two minutes'. In the case of a flight sim, these two minutes are often the time it takes to realise that the disk you've stuck in your computer isn't actually Doom 3 (a computer game).

Further evidence to suggest that a filght simulator is not a game can be provided by the lack of flight simulators on games consoles, as these would trigger the downfall to any console manufacturer who considered this suitable material.

Some people aspire to create the ultimate flight simulator in their houses. These are often located in their mother's loft space or spare bedroom. These can consist of several monitors connected to one or more computers. It has been known for some enthusiasts to replace the popular keyboard and mouse of a computer with actual controls or controls that resemble those found in real aeroplanes. This is often considered to be sad.

It is generally advised that these enthusiasts try a better form of interactive entertainment, such as an actual video game. Starting off with a flight orientated classic such as Decent or Space Invaders may be suitable as a half-way point. Alternatively, that failing, social interaction may need to be forced.

Computer user:
"I can't wait for my copy of Doom 3 to start up. Any second now, I'll be blasting the hell out of... What the HELL is this?!!"

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Flight Head

Getting oral sex while flying in the air; getting a blowjob on a plane, helicopter, jet, etc.

That bitch gave me such good flight head, and then i blew my jizz on her boobs.

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