Grandma's Tux

A grandma that ties her saggy ass breasts in a bow tie.

Grandma's Tux was quite elegant, despite the fact of these corroding breasts to be black with rot.

I ejaculated all over my chickens the first time I caught a glimpse of granda's tux behind her shed.

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Grandma

New York City underground drug slang used to refer to cocaine. Usually used in the context when describing the severity of a "comedown". Also used contextually in public, using metaphorical references pertaining to a grandmother, but reffering to cocaine usage.

Wow. Grandma was such a bitch last night! She promised love and her cookies, but when I tried to go to sleep she kept banging pans in the other room. That bitch kept me up all night. Grandma is a dirty bitch from hell!

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grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

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Slade's Grandma

A funny elderly women (usually Portuguese), who is really innocent but whos grandson and friends make funny comments or remarks about her grandson or, sometimes, his friends.

Slade's Grandma: SLAAADE!! SLLAAADE!!!

Slade: What grandma?

Slade's Grandma: I found a fucking moth!!!!!

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8th grandma

A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe a bitch (girl or woman). A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak poh".

My poetry teacher is such an 8th grandma.

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dead grandma

n., a used car gifted to a college student but that formerly belonged to a formerly living relative. Easily recognizable by its vast size and American make. Originated at the University of Virginia in the 90's. Also known as "dead relative", "dead grandpa", or "dead uncle".

Josh, your 1985 Lincoln Town Car is clearly a dead grandma. It takes up 2 spaces in the dorm parking lot and smells of thanatopsis.

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Going to Grandmas

The act of first dating a hideous girl with really hairy arms and then ditching her to maturbate and play video games.

"Grace, have you looked in a mirrior lately? You can't get anyone else to go! Besides, I'm going to my grandma's."

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