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When you tells a boy/girl you like, that you have deep feelings for them and the boy/girl reply with something along the lines of "Oh, I'm sorry, but I just think of you as a friend"
Girl 1: "I went up to Jimmy last night and told him how I really felt."
Girl 2: "What happened?"
Girl 1: "I got friended."
Sally friended Andrew when he asked her out last night.
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1. people who accept you for who and what you are. Unless something radical occurs they will stay at your side forever.
2. an NBC TV show that ran from 1994 to 2004. It had some good moments but by the last few seasons the six main actors were being paid a million dollars per episode to mostly just whine and say "Oh my God" at everything. The show had long jumped the shark by the series finale, which sucked big time.
1. I have lots of friends and I can call them at any time.
2. Sherry: Here is the 4th season of Friends on DVD.
Joyce: Oh my God!
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Will only disappoint and let you down.
After you ask your friend for help, he makes some bs excuse not too, you shake your head, shrug your shoulders and mumble, "friends"........
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A Friend is someone we love because they are a friend.
The list of types of friend is as long as your arm.
Are they all the same?
Absent Friend
Best Friend
Bosom Friend
Boy Friend
Business Friend
Caring Friend
Casual Friend
Childhood Friend
Close Friend
e-mail Friend
Fairweather Friend
Faithful Friend
Family Friend
Forever Friend
Girl Friend
Good Friend
Great Friend
Honest Friend
Intimate Friend
Kind Friend
Lifelong Friend
Little Friend
Loyal Friend
Male Friend
Man's Best Friend - that is a Dog.
Nice Friend
Online Friend
Pen Friend
Personal Friend
Platonic Friend
Real Friend
School Friend
True Friend
Very Good Friend - he might be the milkman. (Thomas Fats Waller song)
Well Meaning Friend
A friend is one who stands by you in your hour of need but also shares many memorable occasions. A friend is one who asks for nothing and expects nothing in return other than friendship. A friend will accept whatever you have to give when in need and in return will give to you when you are in need. A friend is one who does not count the cost and does not expect you to count the cost be it a monetary gift or the gift of time which is one of the most precious things that can be given.
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they friend is another term for reptilian shape shifter
a gift from they friend upstate
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1. A way to find out about someone so it's easier to assassinate them.
2. A TV show reputed for its shocking affect on human mind. It is beaten only by the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
1: I had to assassinate John Connor so I became best friends with him. Then when he let his guard down, bang.
2:
A - 'I haven't seen you in years, what happened to you?'
B - 'I was in counselling for 4 years'
A - 'Shit, why?'
B - 'I accidently saw an episode of friends'
A - 'My god...'
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The most overrated, piece of shit television show ever. Who the hell likes Friends?
Person: I'm gonna watch Friends when I get home. I bought the fourth season.
Me: Kill yourself.
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