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A day where your best friend cant say no to have sex gay, and straight
John: Hey best friend
Ashley: Hey whats up?
John: Its National Fuck your Best friend day
Ashley: Ok lets do it
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On June 23th you have permission to fuck any of your best friends weather they be male, female, non binary, trans female or trans male, ECT.
You can go up to your best friends and say "its national fuck your best friend day" and they have to let you smash and the same goes to you.
When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
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On November the 13rd, you have to fuck your girlfriend, if she‘s italian.
Olli: Oh shit its November the 13th. National Fuck Your Italian Girl Day. Gotta smash my italian girl.
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November 17th is National fuck your math teacher day. So go ahead and do it.
Abby: omg did you really fuck him?
Larisa: yea duh it's National fuck your math teacher day why wouldn't I?
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Angering another to the point they are prepared to inflict serious harm on you.
"Open you mouth one more time asshole and you'll be fucking with your heartbeat."
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Hey bestie you wanna fuck ? It’s national fuck your best friend day!