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It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
A nonsensical term used when something sounds so nonsensical, even the term has a stroke reading it.
"Bro I just got killed in a carpet and my elephant jumped a fish!"
"My stroke had a brain."
A response that intimidates and threatens someone whose actions you find appalling. Followed by an example of extreme emotional/physical/mental or sexual damage.
This phrase is effective because it refers to the fact that you had/have a team of bitches and fearlessness to abuse others
(1)
Brent: this food tastes like ass
Sarah: I once had a bitch that insulted my food, so I took a rusty wire and cut her
(2)
Brent: That kid is drunk to puddles i'm not letting him in my car
Sarah: I once had a bitch that refused to drive a drunk brother home, and she got ruffied
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a saying used as a filler when someone who had done rong is thinkin of an appropriate believable lie...
Comes home late from school
Mother- Y r u so damn late?
Son- See, what had happen was...
(pause)
(thinks)
I had to stay afta school with a teacher to finish a test
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to everyone goes out on the piss, gets so drunk you spew all over yourself or wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, wakes up next to someone and thinks ''what the fuck was i thinking'', wakes up in a cell, wakes up thinking who the fuck was that bloke i was talking to all night, who go on trip away and break out in a rash from too much goon.
There is an explanation to your actions and its ''AT LEAST I HAD A GO''
wakes up in the gutter with a dog eating shit out of your arse, BUT at least i had a go
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This specific phrase has been recently coined by a certain group of asocial individuals. Now it's commonly used in the "accommodation branch" of business. Basically, people using this special word or phrase want the others to secretely identify their excessive addiction to certain acts like
Dirty Sanchez - after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners lip, forming an authentic looking mexican moustache.
Angry Dragon - Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
Golden Shower - The act of urinating on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation. More common than a Golden bath, where, during anal sex, one partner urinates into the colon of the other.
Chilli Dog - When you screw your lady in the ass and she has diarrhea.
Cleveland Steamer - A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Hot Carl - the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
Angry Pirate - when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after you are laughing ass off.
Birmingham Booty Call - Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
Cincinatti Bowtie - When a female or male has throat cancer and gets a breathing hole in the neck. Another male penetrates that hole with his penis. The rapid penetration causes the hole to bleed while the person is trying to breath out of the hole, causing the blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie.
Houdini - As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and spits on their partner's back, fooling them into thinking that he has ejaculated, however, when their partner turns around, the man lets loose his baby yoghurt in his partner's face.
Strawberry Shortcake - The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
Tea Bag - To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.
Glass Bottom Boat - A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffee table and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top.
Donkey Punch - when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm a way better.
And many many more.
In addition, these weirdos' outstanding feature is their way of speaking. As long as you keep listening, they use the same vocabulary. The most recognisable are : Lily sitz ! I sink. And of course : We also had amusable, which we still don't know what the heck it means.
Other features include: A really far-fetched ability of recognising colours (colour-blindness is not rare), therefore they are prone to dye their hair in an incredibly uncontrolled and extreme way (mostly jet-black) as well as their working place (garish orange).
We had to dispose of the mattress, she was full of spots, and we also had amusable.
Hope your questions to be answered regarding damage and remain.
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1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.
2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.
*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.
'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?
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