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When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.
“So glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”
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It's what happens when you decided to share something you own with your downtrodden friend who's getting beaten up by a big bully. Then that friend beats the crap out of you, takes the thing you decided to share and then tells everyone how you're trying to steal his property.
Spongebob: this chocolate bar is mine, you ate yours."
Patrick: You took my only food, now I'm gonna starve.
Narrarator: Spongebob just got Israeled.
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When someone asks to share something with you and then claims that it is his own property
After he got inside my car to get him to someplace he israeled me by kicking me out of my car and he then said to me "get out of my car"
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When you kindly allow someone to share something that is yours,
who then claims it as rightfully theirs,
and then shames YOU for being the victimizer of THEM!
I came across a poor sod on the street today who told me he had had a nice house once, but he lost it after he took in a border who Israeled him.
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To Be a light unto the nations
You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled
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When someone develops modern agricultural systems to make arid, neglected land fertile.
Nobody planted watermelon here until we Israeled it and now we have fresh fruit year-round.
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To be Israeled is to let someone borrow something you own for a short amount of time but they then claim it for their own and when you try to take it back they kill you.
“The man Israeled John’s hat and would not give it back”
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