That's What Bella Said

Close to the term: That's what she said, but is singled out by it's ability to fit with the main character in the Twilight series, Mary-Sue- I mean- Bella Swan.

Person 1: It's so big and shiny!
Person 2: That's what Bella said.

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That's what BP said

Instead of "that's what she said", but referring to an embarrassing situation, or something that one would rather cover up.

Buffy: "I don't want to go to the beach. I'm having a heavy flow day."

Heather: "That's what BP said!"

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My mommy said

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”

Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

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you said doody

The word duty, usually defined as a task or obligation one must do, sounds very similar to the word doody, which is essentially a word for shit. So whenever someone says duty in a sentence, some will make you immature joke "Hehe, you said doody." This is an example of a double entendre and/or type of innuendo, similar to something like when someone says something is "Long and hard," you might laugh is response because your mind immediately thought of your dick. So instead of thinking of someones mission, your mind goes to someones poop. Immature as hell, but still funny.

ex. Mike: "I have jury duty next week." Hank: "Haha, you said doody."

Steve: "I must do this! It is my duty!" Ryan: "Hehe, you said doody,"

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said everyone always

a phrase which signifies something is completely true under all circumstances

Teacher: "Class, slavery was not respectful towards the Africans who were brought here."
Class: "Said everyone always!!"

that’s what Paul said.

Meaning that something is a lie or makes no sense.

- I like women, I’m not gay!
- That’s what Paul said.

that's what she said

Used after someone says something that could sound suggestive or sus if used in other context. not talking about an actual person saying something

A: PUSH IT IN HARDER!
B: I CAN'T!! THE CHARGER IS STUCK!
C: heh. that's what she said.