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Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
Remember Jonah Boner from highschool?
Jonah Boner helped me today.
Hey Jonah The Lesbian, your hairis shit
A type of boner; a needle dick
Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Kevin tried to stab me with his Skinny Jonah.
A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.
jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
Jonah Kahn is
A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay
You're such a jonah calvo.
A Jonah's Dick is almost a medium size, but looks like they use pills to enhance it's width.
Me: Ryan's dick pick was leaked to the football team.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.