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✅The fairest maiden in all of the land
✅Seduces and charms men
✅ A real Japanese princess
✅ Level 12. Man Whore
"At the dawn of war, I stand alone, looking out at would be the last battlefield, for winter is coming, and I... am a princess. Once a common lady of the dark army, but, denied my right to be called princess by birth, I've betrayed my kind, and now I have chosen my side: that which I believe is best for all, for it has the dual-shock controller with a speakers and a touchpad interface."
-Princess Kenny
Invented the writing style "Systematic Polar Realoism" while writing "The Hairless Ape" between the years of 1998 and 2005. Kenny Hollis is best known for is Political writing for "The HARF" and AUN Publishing in Denver, Colorado.
Kenny Hollis' most loyal fans have dubbed him the future of American writing and savior of Creative lit.
See also: Trueman Capote, Hunter S. Thompson, Gonzo, Wolfe.
Person 1: "That story made absolutely no sense to me."
Person 2: "I know."
Person 1: "You'd have to be Kenny Hollis to understand it."
A really fucking sexy DILF even though he has no children. Still that man could hit it even with his greasy ass hair.
Levi: Nifa, have you heard about 'Kenny the ripper'?
Nifa: Oh that hot fuckin middle age man who raised your alien ass?
Levi: yeah...Kenny Ackerman
Character On South Park, a comedy central tv show. He wheres an orange parka that covers his entire face and muffles all his words, he never takes this parka off ever except for one quick second in the South Park Movie. Kenny is also very poor, his family has many welfair babies. Kenny is one of the four south park boys. In almost every episode up until the end of season five, Kenny dies, but then re-appears the next episode. In the 6th season of the tv show, he is dead for good, and its replaced by Butters. In the 7th season Kenny re-appears. Kenny is also the most perverted out of the four boys, he knows everything about sex and explains it to the boys, but ofcourse it is muffled. However the boys can understand kenny through his muffling coat, and they talk and interact with him. It is just harder for viewers like you and me to undertand him...
"Oh my god, they killed kenny!"-Kyle
"You Bastards!"-Stan
"mi mrlike merls werr b-ahhr mrr mree mri mrlike merls werr br-ahhrr mrittys"-Kenny (muffled)
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This disease is named after South Park character Kenny McCormick. Kenny suffered from this disease during the second episode of the third season of the show. The disease affects men of all ages, but especially those who are in the first stages of a relationship. The disease is caused by holding in flatulence. In a minor case of this disease, the victim may experience mild stomach pain and have powerful flatulence for hours after his girlfriend leaves. In an advanced case, such as Kenny's, it could lead to death by spontaneous combustion.
Guy (having just departed from his bedroom after spending the night with his new girlfriend) to his male friend: "Dude, I've got Kenny disease real bad."
(Followed by serious flatulence.)
Born retarded, Kenny Glenn spent most of his childhood in Lawton, Oklahoma. On the 15th of February, 2009 he went ahead and signed his own doom by having his retarded friend record him beating the shit out of Dusty the Cat. This of course brought upon him the wrath of the world leading us all to believe that Dusty is in fact the reincarnation of Limecat himself.
A: What the fuck is wrong with this kid???
B: Oh, that's Kenny Glenn... I'm just gonna head over there cause honestly I can't watch this.
A: Jesus, why the fuck would he do that to a poor cat!?
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