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Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.
Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.
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To King Kong a joint (also known as Konging) is to smoke the whole joint down to the roach in one enthusiastic sitting. Usually you King Kong a joint with several of your closest friends.
Jack: Hey Callen should we smoke a joint tonight?
Callen: Only if we King Kong it.
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The King Pill is a growing new view on life and oneself amongst men. The word is in line with others like blue pill, red pill, black pill, white pill etc. The antagonists of a king, which a king strives not to be, are the coomer, the simp, the soy boy and alikes. A king holds high regard for stoic and traditional virtues such as honor, willpower, self-worth, integrity, companionship and principles. The goal is to lead a healthy and orderly life, while leaving the explointing hedonist and consumist culture with all its mental health toxins behind oneself.
A king knows that life and especially modern life is tradegy, but he's not afraid of getting hurt and facing his inner demons anymore, to try to be someone that he himself can be proud of.
Typical activitys of a king are workouts, meditation, bible reading, playing a musical instrument, having meaningful conversations with his friends.
Take the King Pill now.
Person A: I just completed no nut november!
Person B: Congratulations, king.
E-Girl: Check out my onlyfans page and subscribe for...
King: Begone thot. I took the king pill.
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I'm King Ross, and you're my loyal subjects, and it's time for all the WTF moments from this week's WWE Raw
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when one masturbates after taking a big long shit on the toilet
Tom: Well after work, I had to go kill off some steam, so I had myself a King Jack in the bathroom
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It is a brand of unfiltered cigarettes. Chesterfield Kings are the ones with red packaging.
We smoked some Chesterfield Kings after we left the party.
The alter ego of a normally passive gentleman. Brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. They are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the Midwest crystal meth. This invariably feeds the king's ego until said male referrers to oneself as Liquor King.
I can drink more whiskey than you because I'm the Liquor King!
or:
I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!
or:
Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!
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