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When you jerk off soo much at one time your penis turns pink and you cool it off in some nice cold kiwi jello
My penis is pink like strawberry kiwi lemonade... wheres the kiwi jello!!
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-The rare Reed Irwin found outside Philadelphia
-a bird with a long beak that can smell for miles similar to reed irwin
The famous Reed Irwin / kiwi bird lives in PA.
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The Kiwi Landslide. This is the most blunt of the Fruity Disasters and will be exact and straight forward about anything it needs to do. Don't even think about running away because it's way ahead of you already and will already have caught you by the time you're ready to run. This epidemic has no idea how much the citizens of Townsville love and appreciate everything she does.
See also; Strawberry Avalanche, Limonada Hurricana, and Banana Blizzard
Last year I was waltzing around Roosevelt, Utah and I was caught in a Kiwi Landslide. PRAISE THE LORD!! :D
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A great loving friend who will always stick with you no matter what. Shes very compassionate and has a beautiful personality. Not only is she fun to be around, but shes also very good at listening.
Avery: Have you seen that Kiwi 🥝
Anjelina: Yes, Kiwi 🥝 is amazing!
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When a friend loses his gerbil up his ass a cardboard tube and lighter are used to remove the gerbil. A friend then lights a pocket of gas igniting and launching the gerbil into said friend's face.
Richard Gere
Did you hear Matt lost his gerbil and gave his girlfriend a hot kiwi.
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The hours between 7 am and 7 pm during which the diurnal meme creature, the Kiwi, frolics spreading life and love , and the nocturnal meme creature, the Isopod sleeps waiting for it's time to herald the night through 7 pm to 7 am.
Person A: "Yo bro, what you doin during Real Kiwi Hours"?
Person B: "Oh I'm just gonna to bill's house and crack open some cold one's with the boys, nothin special"
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Identified as american for their excessive use of awesome. They ruined SAS4 and proven in their Bloons TD series that they need balancing lessons.
What do valve and Ninja Kiwi have in common?
They can't balance for shit
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