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The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")
It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.
There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
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The technical term for the procedure your dog has when she is spay'd.
Also the cosmetic procedure for correcting a mangled vagina.
I hope I neverhave to have Laser Vagina Surgery. That is one place a laser should never be.
God your vagina looks amazing. You have to give me the number to Laser vagina Surgeon.
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1. Lyrics from the song "Killer Queen" by the band Queen.
2. Another term used as a synonym to "awesome." Awesome in such a way that it is frightening or alarming.
3. Forward or intimidating.
"Tell me... why are people afraid of me?" "Because you're dynamite with a laser beam."
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A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow laser beam.
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a car that has changed the evolution of all wheel drive cars in the early 1990's and is now considered to be a cheaper substitute to new subaru wrx's and lancer evolutions. allso made by mazda as "familia gtx" or 2second quarter mile faster version "familia gtr" which is compareable to a new wrx sti and will beat skyline gtr's in stock form.
that tx3 laser turbo just blasted that rattly commo...
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maunever done by laser tag experts(i.e., assholes); in this manevuer, both arms are raised, the body is always turned sideways towards opponents, the person doing the dance is always jumping around while shooting, and the gun is above the head. This results in the person doing the dance covering almost all of their targets, all of the time (targets on the vest and gun); this dance is extremely annoying to everyone who does not do laser tag every fucking day and just wants to enjoy themselves.
Bob: Dude I got kicked from Lazer Tag today.
Dave: That sucks! Why?
Bob: Cause some guy was doin the Laser Tag dance for like 10 minutes and kept shootin me and pissing me off.
Dave: So what did you do?
Bob: I melee-ed him in the face and the warden saw.
Dave: You melee-ed him? That's so kick ass!
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