A turd, usually in the form of a singular, fecal cylinder.
I gotta go get rid of this charred log that has been smoldering in me all day.
"I'll be back in about 5 minutes, I've got to log out."
"I've got to let my dog out, I think he has to log out."
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the huge dump that one takes during the holidays because one eats way too much
#1: i need to use the bathroom, excuse me.
#2: i wouldn't go in there, i just dropped a yule log bomb...
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The resulting structure of several people take a dump in the same toilet without flushing.
Since my family is on a tight budget, guest in my home were often horrified at the log cabin awaiting them in the bathroom.
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While jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit; one decides to blow their load down into the shitter on top of their own shit.
Z:"are you going to be long?" Jeff:"Yeah, I'm glazing logs"
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The changeover position from Girl On Top to Missionary, where the penis remains inside the vagina and the boy holds onto the girl like a tight log
Last night I heard Will log rolled Abigail
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