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Without a doubt the sweetest city in the World! Long Beach is in Los Angeles County and it by far exceeds it's reputation....People born and raised in Long Beach are the Best People I have ever met....
Where are you From?
I'm from the dope ass town of Long Beach!
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To have a huge 1 foot penis.
T.J jacked off my 1 foot penis.
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(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
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(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.
There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:
* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.
* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term
* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).
CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.
MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.
ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.
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A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.
Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!
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Longpipe- to have a huge penis
A penis that pulls all the bitches.
Slavey-" I got the long pipe boy."
Chance-"you couldn't pull any bitches with that short baby pipe!"
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Long Grove
Commonly referred to as The LG. The LG is often overshadowed by the adjacent snobby jewish town of Buffalo Grove. However, Long Grove has much more character and personality in its neighborhoods and historic downtown. The LG is most famously known for their notorious gang known as "The LG 8". The LG 8 had run the streets of Long Grove for the last 18 years. The LG 8 is a united group of cold blooded killers that are known predominantly for riding their bikes around town and causing havoc. During their 4 years in High School the LG 8 ran into some internal problems. The egos among members caused many facebook fights that has left the gang scared and wounded. Recently the LG 8 have all gone their separate ways into colleges in different states, however, the gang still runs through their blood, each and every one of them. It is rumored that the tensions of the gang have been settled and that differences have been put aside to restore the brotherhood that they once shared. The LG 8 is united under and tied to the streets of Long Grove. It is a brotherhood that can’t be explained or understood by anyone outside of LG. Long Grove may be the greatest town on earth.
Long Grove kids are so damn cool.
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