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When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.
Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.
Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
A lube made from Coconut Cannabis Oil mixed with various butters and oils. It's effects are to increase pleasure to the applied areas.
The weed lube made my vagina so high, I orgasmed twice!
The female version of pitching a tent.
Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.
Sexual lubricants for sexual pleasure.
I got carded at the store when I bought some pussy lube.
When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.
OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!
Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.
1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"
2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"
3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"