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High quality, pristine Dimethyltryptamine.
I got my third eye squeegeesd clean by Daddy D and the baby MT’s.
Mother Teresa Syndrome (MTS) defined as when a person feels compassionate and empathetic for short period of time.
Mr. Scrooge usually doesn't like to help people out. I think he has Mother Teresa Syndrome (MTS).
When you are running in the hills of Newton and stop at Mt. Alverina street and slam the water stop Mom in the back of her minivan. You finish up with some swedish fish.
Runner 1 : "Hey where is the next water stop?"
Runner 2 : "I think it is at Mt. Alverina street"
Runner 1 : "Siiiick...I am gonna Mt. Alvzzz this broad in front of us"
Runner 2 : "Nice kid. Save me some swedish fish."
Mom : "Hey team..good job"
A crappy font created by Microsoft that just gets overused alot for things that aren’t even related to the font’s purpose.
“Curlz MT is the perfect font for our project!”
“No it isn’t.”
a school full of fake fucks that don’t care about a single person but themselves. michele king is the doesn’t know how to run the school. if you think you can tell someone something you’re wrong cause 15 people will know within 10 minutes. if you want a relationship you’re better off long distance if you want your bestfriend to fuck him too. nothing in that school is safe. i’m transferring, stay safe hoes! SEA WORLD
did you hear about that girl that goes to mt hope high school that cheated on her boyfriend?
Liam Stewart went here, and Kenny Williams managed to be accepted into here. Enough said.
Guy #1: Dude, did you here about Mt St Joseph high school's new football unis?
Guy #2: Yeah, but Kenny Williams went there so who cares
When one ejaculates in a woman's mouth (not necessarily named "Helen"), then the woman proceeds to do a headstand while holding said cum in her mouth, then she forces a sneeze causing an eruption out the nostrils.
My lady was on the rag so instead of sex she gave me a Mt. Saint Helens which erupted with glory.