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Eating cake happily alone, or sometimes with friends and family
When your at your friends birthday party and you eat cake that's masturbation
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To rub or do something to your own private parts for sexual pleasure.
You want to masturbate? It isn't a good idea for your sexual health.
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BEATING YOUR DICK FURIOUSLY
I USE MASTURBATION AS A STRESS REVLEVER
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masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option that can fix this situation.to masturbate again
Luca- what is masturbation?
Jamin-masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option. To masturbate again
10 min later
Luca - Dude I just masturbated and I feel like the only thing my soul can see in the pit of darkness it’s eternally trapped in is a mirror showing disappointment and failure. The trembling eyes of loneliness gazing deep into my eyes casting a black poisonous cloud of being alone without anyone to turn to
Jamin- cool so u touched yourself and then felt lonely.
Luca- precisely
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What horny teenagers do when their parents aren’t home.
Great! Now that my parents have left, I can masturbate to all the hentai I want!
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To cuff the duke!!! this is for the hardcore masturbaters. this is modern slang. It means to really rub out a good one A good place to cuff the duke is in a roomates bed while he is out pleasuring his lady friend. cuffing the duke is great when done alone or with mulitple partners. I recommend cuffing out many dukes today.
I am going to cuff the duke(masturbate hardcore), do not disturb!
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a master baiter on a fishing boat,
Jon has become a masturbator, he is no longer just the baiters aprentice
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