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The act of two stupid people arguing a complex issue.
I went to the city council meeting last night, but it turned into a Polish Chess Match.
To be complete and in order like a perfect matchbook
Looks like you are Rocking Full Match book today Braxton.
to have similar sexual desires as another
She won't let me go down on her, she don't match my nasty .
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A sex position commonly involving two males, where the dominant male takes a fat shit into the other males ass. The other male then proceeds to shoot the shit back into the dominant males ass, and the process continues back and forth, until the shit misses an asshole.
“I am totally gay for Kevin Hart. If I was ever in a relationship with him, we would Kentucky Tennis Match.”
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A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!
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a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.
I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.
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Competition against your opponent to post pictures of Nicolas Cage in unsuspecting places.
Inspired by a "Cage Match" posted on Imgur between a mother and her daughter
Use of images from the subreddit: r/onetruegod (All Hail Nicolas Cage!) is strongly encouraged.
I've had an Cage match going on between me and my buddy for a long time, he made my shit my pants when I went to the bathroom and there was a picture of him on each piece of toilet paper.
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