hygiene death match

a competition between at least two dudes to see who can go the longest without showering, changing clothes, brushing their teeth, wiping their ass, brushing their hair, shaving, or anything else that improves their hygiene.

I'm taking on my friend in hygiene death match, so if you guys smell something the next couple of days it's me.

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grated cheese

When a girl with braces is giving a blowjob and as she pulls her head back, the braces rip the skin off of the man's dong like grated cheese.

Steve: I never should've let that sloot blow me.
Rick: Why?
Steve: She had braces, and I got grated cheesed.

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butt munch mcgee

When someone is just being a total rookie, they're being butt munch mcgee. someone trying to be cool and just making a scene.

Did you guys see butt munch mcgee trie to jump that fire hydrant and hit his nuts.

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