mike

A NIGGA WITH A BIG FOREHEAD

bro that bitch is such a mike 😭

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mike

Head strong Caring and good looking

Mike he is a sweetheart

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Mike

Mike Is Fly & Stay With Money But Mike Will Never Fi Up Its Hard Getting Him To Fi Up & Mike Also Let His Girl Run His Relationship Also Mike Breath Smell Like Home Grown Shit

"one day I was having a conversation when mike walk up i Smell straight shit "

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Mike

Mike-Roscopic penis...a guy with a small penis

Sarah, "That guys kinda cute!"

Kim, "Yeah, but I heard he's a Mike."

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Miking

the act of developing a viral video in an effort to become famous enough to coin your own term while funding friends crazy get rich quick schemes

"I can't believe he's filming himself doing that! He's totally miking!"

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Mike

Doesn't give a shit on Lily.
He will appear with his girlfriend, still knowing you have a crush on him.
He will talk about his girlfriend in a work meeting to bring you down.

He will pretend to have no feelings when he is an ocean of emotions.
He will turn into fire and cool down and then burn up again in matter of seconds.
He doesn't really care about her...

Mike give it all or don't give anything to Lily.

Don't play like this with her.

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mike

a total acid freak. doesn't ask a girl out until she literally hands him a condom. sucks at halo. superior music taste. imma marry him.

Man, I heard Mike was a total acid freak.

Yeah, he can go an hour without doin' a thing.

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