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Retarded fanboys who watched the prequels first and thereby come to many false conclusions assuming that Lucas had it all planned out. (See Lucas interviews to disprove this)
Examples of Star Wars millennials acting out include;
Outrage at Fin being black citing Stormtroopers as clones.
Belief that the prequels were remotely good even as films.
Outrageous conclusions that Rey is Vader reborn because midichlorian logic.
Belief that current star wars lore is superior to classics such as The Thrawn Trilogy.
Wearing lame merchandise with dumb taglines like "Join the resistance"
Belief that the prequels are better than the new films.
I could barely hold my peace at the dumb star wars millennials bitching about Fin being black and Stormtroopers being clones.
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(Every) millennial who is fragile
Millennial: My weight is 160 lbs. My life sucks!
Baby boomer: Shut up you fragile millennial. My pannus weighs more than you. Eat a dick or a bag full!
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Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.
Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real
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A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.
"Which is your favorite Shrek movie?"
"What's Shrek?"
"You god damn millennial!"
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MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome) is a psychological condition that affects many people born between the years of 1985 and 2000.
Symptoms of MOAS
- Apologizing for things that do not need an apology.
- Apologizing excessively.
- Apologizing continuously even after the other person has accepted your apology
- Feelings of guilt for not meeting unrealistic expectations.
- Invalidating one’s own feelings / rationalizing them as insignificant.
- Self-Gaslighting
Person 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Person 2: You don't need to be sorry for that.
Person 1: Sorry.
Person 2: Stop apologizing. You must have MOAS (Millennial Over-Apologizing Syndrome).
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A manual transmission, since manual transmissions, aka stick shifts, are rare to the point where many millennials do not know how to drive stick shift vehicles, thus making it impossible for a millennial to steal a car with a stick shift.
This vehicle is equipped with a millennial anti-theft device.
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There are two types of millennials. Type 1 millennials are the millennials who are "poetic" and post sad and depressing posts on their social media such as Twitter and Tumblr. They are the ones who have given in to sadness and see no hope and are probably also activists
Type 1 millennials fight for the world to not be depressing, like their souls.
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