Mitchell Henderson

The original an hero.
After someone stole his ipod, he committed suicide (presumably by shooting himself). After his death, a friend wrote a poem and posted it on myspace. The poem kept referring to him as "an hero." This repeated misspelling resulted the internet laughing, then using the term "an hero" to describe anyone who commits suicide.

Hey guys! I'm selling Mitchell Henderson's ipod on ebay!

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Mysterious Mitchell

Recieving an envelope in the mail that has no return address, and includes dog feces, male ejaculate, and a Sam Bowie rookie card.

I wonder if it was Heath that sent my that mysterious mitchell on my birthday.

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mitchell and webb

Kinda like the 21st century, british equivalent of cheech and chong, just with less pot references (although there is still A LOT). Great to watch when getting high.

Notable stuff to watch;
That mitchell and webb look,
Peep show

I was watching peep show, you know, with mitchell and webb in it last night with a fat blunt; I nearly died laughing.

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Aj Mitchell

A big sexy who likes beer pong

how I’d love to play beer pong with aj mitchell

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Mitchell's Law

Mitchell's Law states that with each new person involved in a conversation, the probability of blaming a politician or political group who had nothing to do with original subject will become more likely to occur.

Person 1: I like pizza
Person 2: Its better with crust
Person 3: NOT WITH OBAMA IN OFFICE!!!/?
Person 1: Woo! Three entries to attain Mitchell's Law!!

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Phil Mitchelling

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"

I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night

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Cameron Mitchell

Supermegafoxyawesomehot hipster nerd competing in The Glee Project. He is also referred to as a hipster sex god. His voice equals sex. He has an awesome bromance with his fellow Irish competitor Damian Mcginty.

Did you see Cameron Mitchell last night?
Oh you mean that supermegafoxyawesomehot hipster?

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