monk-ish

1. Has obsessive-compulsive thoughts, tendencies or behaviours.
2. Of,relating to, or characteristic of USA Network's Adrian Monk.

Person 1: Did you wash your hands after the bathroom?
Person 2: Of course! I'm monk-ish!

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mink monk

something you say when you are stoned and can't think of anything better to say/ its just a funny word to say when you are high.

Jake: Paul, why can't you meet up for the group project on the second floor of the library.
Paul (high): Cause your a mink monk!!

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Dave Monks

Lead singer and bass player of the band Tokyo Police Club.

Dave Monks writes great music.

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Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

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monk job

A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.

Monk: She gave me a monk job, it felt as if she was piping it into my haircut

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Become monke

Being in a state of monke means you've embraced a simple and care-free life and making the most of it by enjoying the little things like eating bananas or listening to funky monky tunes.

I have become monke

Monks Road

Monks Road is an infamous location in the city of Lincoln, England. It has been rumoured to be a hotspot for sexual assault and drug use all according to Police.org. In the local dialect of Tate County, the term Monks Road can be used in a wide range of phrases for example...

Jarvis: Bloody hell, Why did I decide to go on a school trip to Hull. Its such a shit hole.

Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.

(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.