mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.

Who thought up this law?

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Mother Bitch

Exclamation used to express frustration. Similar to Mother Fucker or Shit

Mother Bitch! I forgot my keys!

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Mother Earth

1. The personification of Nature; The giver and sustainer of life. Perhaps the most ancient of all goddesses, worshiped back in prehistorical times.

2. Our home world, planet Earth.

1. In Greek mythology, Gaia is Mother Earth.

2. We had best take care of Mother Earth.

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teenage mother

1. a female who has sex too young with a guy whos only intrest in life is to get some,who end the end leaves her alone with a little baby who she will love unconditionally for the rest of her life
2. having no life again...ever

my dickwad exboyfriend got me pregnant and now im a teenage mother

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Mother Monster

The name Lady Gaga's fans (Little Monsters) call her.

Mother Monster

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Your mother

A response for when there's nothing left to say in a conversation; quite funny when used at the right time.

Joe: So, what did you do last night?
Bob: Your mother.

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Mother Trucker

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker!"

*Your friend hits you with a swift punch to the face* AH!! YOU MOTHER TRUCKER! I'll fucking kill you!

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