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This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped
Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.
I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.
A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.
My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.
When the scrotum becomes a dinginy yellow color due to repeated doublebacking ass wiping method to insure a clean ass
Dave's girlfriend noticed that his ballsack had a slight discoloration than his normal skin tone as she was about to polish his knob,thus have a servere case of mustard sack
The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.
I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.
An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.
Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!
one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.
"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"
"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("