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Whilst masturbating, the stroke when you ejaculate.
I'm nearly on the mustard stroke.
A sex act that involves three individuals, usually three males, and includes one performing manual stimulation of the penises (hand jobs) of the others simultaneously to ejaculation onto their face or into their mouth.
My favorite way to end a threesome is with a perfectly timed double mustard.
This is definitely not a good shit, this is one of those shits where you start to cramp, sweat, and have to grab both ankles to push that hoe out.
Man my toilets about fed up with this colonel Mustard I dropped
When the scrotum becomes a dinginy yellow color due to repeated doublebacking ass wiping method to insure a clean ass
Dave's girlfriend noticed that his ballsack had a slight discoloration than his normal skin tone as she was about to polish his knob,thus have a servere case of mustard sack
The act of losing control of ones bladder inside another individual, while performing anal sex upon said individual. Usually initiated by a person with limited to no sexual experience.
I was so looking forward to getting laid last night, but after she said she wanted it in the ass, I gave it to her and accidentally did a rusty mustard.
The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.
Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.
During vaginal intercourse as you are pulling out and she shits on your dick like putting mustard on a hotdog then she proceed to give u head and eat her shit in one whole piece.
Me: I was fucking this chick the other day and she gave me The Mustard Hotdog.
Boy 1: Damn bro I wish my girl would give me The Mustard Hotdog.
Girl 1: You wish boy that's nasty as fuck I will stick to blumpkins.