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Someone who toots in the night when everyone else is sleeping and it wakes everyone up. In the morning this person denies that they every farted and tries to blame it one someone else. These people are greedy!
David keeps saying he didn't fart last night even though it came from his room. What a mystery farter
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when you put your limp meat in the asshole or pussy and then you pop a viagara and wait for it to expand inside
my grandpa couldnt get it up anymore so i told him to give grandma the mystery meat and everything would be solved
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When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.
Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.
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To engage in the act of sex near a window in doggystyle then to pull out and have ur friend begin as you walk outside and wave to her.
I pulled the mystery men on my girl and she didn't wat left her!
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n. Slang. Any homemade drug paraphernalia (i.e., pop bottle bongs, Pringles can bongs, etc.) Used in reference to the mystery horn from "The Grand Wazoo," by Frank Zappa and the Mothers Of Invention. Region: American Midwest (Michigan)
This isn't even a Mystery Horn. It's just a ball of duct tape, dude!
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A guy who keeps disapearing everywhere. Like he's there and then he dissapeares off to somewhere else and you dont even see him leave. like you guys will be in starbucks then poof he's at mcdonalds
and its likek
wheres garrett go?
fuckin mystery woman
Garrett was a mystery woman
he was there
then over there
then over there
and we eventually just lost track of him xD
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When a group of girls go to the washroom together drunk, all piss in the same toilet and there's period blood and a tampon left in the bowl.
Dude, someone just muder mysteried your toilet!
So I went into the washroom after those chicks and the bowl looked like a CSI episode. Which one of you murder mysteried my toilet?
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