bowl of fruit

Is when a man hangs a "moon", thus exposing his testicles and penis viewed from behind. The testicles and penis look like a "bowl of fruit".

I didnt mind whne John mooned us, but then i saw his bowl of fruit and had to look away!

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Fruit of the loom

An object, person or process that is standard/basic as fuck. Paying tribute to the basic fashion that is Fruit of the Loom.

Person 1: "Did you see Tara's dress?"
Person 2: "Urgh. yeah it was totally Fruit of the Loom"

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Person 1: "Barry got a new phone! Has he let you have a look yet?"
Person 2: "What that fucking Fruit of the Loom Nokia, na, I'm alright thanks..."

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fruit basket

When a naked man bends over, and puts his nuts and penis behind him, similar to a banana and two nuts in a basket, ie the fruit basket.

She wanted me to bend over and show her my fruit basket.

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fruit blindness

A gay man's inability to recognize the obvious lack of attractiveness in his female friends or beards. Usually applies in cases of very attractive gay men who, when they're in the closet, date much less attractive desperate women.

Sometimes misused to denote an inability to recognize obvious homosexuality.

Tom tries to make out with dudes when he drinks, even though he's dating Lisa. Tom's a 10 and Lisa's a 4. It's an obvious case of fruit blindness.

She was desperate and had really bad gaydar. You think it's awesome that she's dating such hot guys until you realize that it's a case of serious fruit blindness.

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fruit donkey

1.) A crazy silly person who acts like a jackass and gets scared easily when going through a dark area at night.

2.) An awesome band out of the Twin Cities, Minnesota area!!!

3.) A person who likes to camp in a tent and seems to attrack drunk women into his tent and also people dancing around and shaking the tent.

Fruit Donkey out of Minnesota totally Rocks!!!

We talked that fruit donkey into going for a golf cart ride in the cornfield at 3 am this morning.

I'm going to go shake that fruit donkey's tent!

Friut Donkey

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ass fruit

The act of taking a shit.

Dude, I just picked the ripest ass fruit.

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Fruit Loops

An excellent, heavily sugar-coated cereal that wakes me up in the morning. Features red, blue, yellow, green, orange, and purple whole grain rings that make me oh so happy.

I had a bowl of Fruit Loops this morning. Now I won't be able to sleep for days... crap...

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