crap napper

One who falls asleep on the toilet

Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?

screaming craps

Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.

Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”

crap mail

When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores

I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.

cream of the crap

Second to last place. The best of the worst. Parody of "cream of the crop."

When the two worst teams play each other, the winner is the Cream of the Crap.

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bull crap

Basically a better way to say bull shit.So if you are with parents you can say bull crap instead of bull shit because if your parents are like mine they will totally freak!

"mom you are full of bull crap!!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY BULL SHIT!!?"
"HELL NO I SAID BUL CRAP!"

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haps on the craps

What is happening in the game of craps

What is goin on. What is happening. Who Is winning.

hey brother what's the haps on the craps.

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crap on a cracker

Expression when something goes wrong.

Mahi: Dude, how is the code coming ?

Randy: Holy crap on a cracker, its not.

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